My friend Rachel is tone deaf. She never leaves a message on my answering machine. – Craig Sharf Craig Sharf is a standup comedian and writer who performs regularly in New York, New Jersey, and Connecticut and can be reached at: www.craigsharf.com. Comments about Craig’s work can be sent to: current@hudsonreporter.com. Dilemma
I have to wear glasses,
it was my doctor's orders;
but what will I use
when I'm thirsty for juice
or need a drink of water?
– Jacqueline Hallenbeck
“Poem-atic” a book by Jacqueline Hallenbeck coming soon. Send comments to current@hudsonreporter.com. We would love to hear what you think!






